A boy asked me to prom yesterday, but I already have a date unfortunately. But, just before he got into his car I yelled, “Save me a dance at prom!”
He replied, “I’ll save you the whole night.”
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
ok but literally how
I know how he does it cause he is my man uno
IF IT BREAKS MY HEART, THEN I’LL SHIP IT
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
who is on your team, captain?