Melanie - Mel-a-nie [mel-uh-nee] noun - 27. Graphic artist, psychopath, friend. Burtonesque-Saltgunner-Gleek-Lock-Potterhead with a dash of Fang-banging, Big-banging, and blood slide collecting. Illegitimate daughter of Ozzy Osbourne. Horror/Fantasy/Sci-Fi movie fan. Music addict (Not an understatement!). I'm a fan of way too much shit to list. I believe in equal rights for EVERYONE. I feel too much and over-think everything. I get along with animals a lot better than I do people. For the most part people drive me batshit crazy, but if you live outside the box and can handle my strange and most times morbid sense of humor, then congratulations, you just might consider me a friend. Anything else you wanna know about me you'll probably learn through the completely random variety of things I post on here (which include, but are not limited to, the things I mentioned above...) or you could always ask me.